章316 机智获胜-《萌萌哒系统》

    是的。                                                                        砍伤了。                                                                        怎么说呢。                                                                        对付这种特殊能力的家伙,只有一个办法可以对付她                                                                        那就是别指望眼睛。                                                                        是的。                                                                        空间能力。                                                                        她们出现的是你眼睛无法观察到的一切,如果想真正的破解,唯一的办法就是靠感觉,靠耳力。                                                                        毕竟。                                                                        你是完全无法知道她下一刻会从哪个角度对你发出可怕的攻击。                                                                        空间这种能力。                                                                        要嘛是消失。                                                                        要嘛是改变位置。                                                                        而她。                                                                        就属于消失的那种类型。                                                                        和倩儿不同。                                                                        怎么说倩儿都像是改变位置的。                                                                        我一直不了解倩儿的能力是什么。                                                                        怎么说呢。                                                                        倩儿应该不废材才是。                                                                        这么强大的能力。                                                                        同样的。                                                                        奇迹女王和亚娜见到倩儿时的那种莫名其妙的对话也是让我有点费解。                                                                        算了。                                                                        这些都是题外话了。                                                                        现在。                                                                        我划破了准备从侧边砍我的紫字女孩的手臂。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        她是露出错愕的神情。                                                                        “你怎么能感觉到我?”这妞傻眼。                                                                        “人在涉及别人的领域时,你们或许没什么感觉,但如果仔细感觉,闭上眼睛,在领域中,你的耳力和感觉都会强大许多倍,发现你,自然很正常!”我说。                                                                        她错愕了下。                                                                        接着笑了“是吗?你这敏锐的意识倒是让我有点吃惊!”                                                                        不过。                                                                        下一刻她表情忽然冷了起来。                                                                        “可惜我的能力,并不是这样!”                                                                        这女人冷笑一声。                                                                        下一瞬间。                                                                        哗的一下。                                                                        她仍是消失在原地。                                                                        察觉。                                                                        右边!                                                                        我抓起剑继续斜刺了下去。                                                                        但这次。                                                                        在准备刺过去的同时。                                                                        忽然的。                                                                        她的感觉消失在了右边,出现在了左边。                                                                        这...                                                                        还能连续移动!?                                                                        我皱起了眉头。                                                                        这可不好办啊。                                                                        “卧槽,妹纸,你怎么穿黑色的内裤!”我忽然尖叫。                                                                        “黑色?”                                                                        少女顿时出现在了左边,立马捂住了裙子,大怒,冷声道“变态,我穿的是紫色的!”                                                                        “哦,紫色的啊”                                                                        我当即一笑。                                                                        唰的一下直接带着剑砍了下去。                                                                        这下攻击是让这妞猝不及防了。                                                                        她急忙抓着剑抵挡,也无视自己裙子里的抵挡,渐渐的,我又落了下风。                                                                        这可不妙啊!                                                                        看着表情冷漠的少女,我也是严肃思考着。                                                                        “少女,其实我会算命的..”                                                                        看到她躲开,造不成伤害,我是严肃的准备开口。                                                                        “滚,算你大爷!”                                                                        她一脚就踹开我。                                                                        “我看你身材窈窕,胸部不大,屁股又小,看到你其他队友比胸部时,肯定是会感到一阵阵的自卑,对不对!?”我开口。                                                                        如果真的要和这个女人打。                                                                        肯定要费尽全力。                                                                        不过。                                                                        我懒得这么做。                                                                        哪怕我也可能赢。                                                                        可这仅仅是预选赛。                                                                        哪怕系统坑我,我也不能在预选赛中暴露全部实力。                                                                        “你,,你怎么知道?”紫字少女傻眼。                                                                        她看来性格虽然不好。                                                                        但挺老实的。                                                                        不过问的废话。                                                                        我们世界多少人是这样的?                                                                        只是她们世界恐怕与我们的世界不同,还存在很差的科学状态。                                                                        所以。                                                                        我贱笑了,接着直接顿住。                                                                        霸气威武的扫着所有人“这是病,要治。我可以帮任何女人胸部变大屁股变大哦,想多大就多大,只需要几个疗程!”                                                                        哗的一句牛b轰轰的话。                                                                        所有妹纸停止住了战斗。                                                                        从牛b模式进化成了逗比少女模式。                                                                        每个人看着我。                                                                        仿佛是在看神奇的上帝一般。                                                                        “真的?”                                                                        紫字少女是最先停止了攻击,她瞪大眼睛,满是激动之色。                                                                        妈蛋。                                                                        老子揉几下,这就比珍珠还要真了。                                                                        看着她的杯罩,我是可怜兮兮的叹了口气。                                                                        谁都比逗逼萱的大啊!                                                                        “真的!”我严肃的开口“我可以帮你,不过代价是你要认输!”                                                                        “啊?”                                                                        少女一瞬间犹豫了。                                                                        唔。                                                                        反正我这是智斗。                                                                        其他几个人停下,不过我们队虽然亚娜和奇迹女王带来的两人无动于衷,这奇迹女王是忽然有点莫名其妙的摸了摸自己不大的胸部,看着我,眼神变的怪了起来。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        我这招还是和坏银兄学的。                                                                        看到坏银兄那泡妞的技术,我自己真的是自愧不如啊。                                                                        当然。                                                                        这是出乎我意外的事情。                                                                        我没想到奇迹女王也会感兴趣。                                                                        更不同于她。                                                                        另外队伍的,除了青发少女,其他的妞,忽然都面面相觑了。                                                                        好吧。                                                                        怎么说呢。                                                                        这一招。                                                                        在我们世界说出来,估计是要被女孩当成白痴打一顿。                                                                        但在其他没有这么猥琐的世界,就好比中国的古代一样,我们说啥有道理她们就信啥。                                                                        效果斐然啊。                                                                        “你说话算话啊?”那个黑字衣服的少女看着我。                                                                        “..必须的!”我严肃的开口。                                                                        唔。                                                                        这样也能赢的话,估计我也算是一个奇葩了。                                                                        “如果不能变大呢?”                                                                        “那你们打死我!”我道。                                                                        于是。                                                                        五个妹纸除了青发少女傻眼的不答应。                                                                        其他妹纸都同意了认输了。                                                                        这证明了一件事情。                                                                        女人对胸部的在意大于男人对小丁丁的在乎。                                                                        至于青发小妞。                                                                        她很不满。                                                                        但在几个妹纸仇恨的看着她胸部时,这女人也是撇了撇嘴,选择答应。                                                                        “叮,对方玩家选择认输,我方队伍完成了胜利!”                                                                        系统这样提示。                                                                        是的。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        看来这个只是个插曲的扯淡骰子。                                                                        当然。                                                                        这是我现在的想法。                                                                        在没多久,我才知道,这里无意的插曲,才是所有事情的导火索。                                                                        “喂,少年,怎么恢复胸部!”奇迹女王问我。                                                                        她们认输完,我们率先出来的,不过奇迹女王首先就来和我套近乎了。                                                                        “我也不知道,我来忽悠的!”我老实的道“我如果不这么说,我们哪可能这么简单的赢的了她们?”                                                                        我是主要先打消奇迹女王的想法。                                                                        我可不敢和这个奇葩女人有什么更多得交往。                                                                        万一摸到她胸部,这妞非要我负责咋办!?                                                                        不负责还要打死我又该咋办!?                                                                        所以。                                                                        机智的和她老实说了!                                                                        “那你死定了!”亚娜忽然坏笑“你可知道她们队伍的衣服带个黑字的女孩能力是什么吗?”                                                                        “能力?”我错愕了下。                                                                        “她可以随机带人到自己指定人的身边!”亚娜道“也就是说,她可以带队伍来到你身边,无时无刻都可以灭了你!”                                                                        “...”                                                                        咦。                                                                        我脸色怎么绿了起来?                                                                        卧槽!                                                                        还好老子这句话没给那些姐妹听到啊。                                                                        “今天赛程就这样了!”亚娜看到旁边奇迹女王因为我的话显得不开心,也是直接看着我道“预选赛我们再打一场,晋级赛就在明天!”                                                                        嘛。                                                                        这个我也能猜到。                                                                        不可能一天就结束的。                                                                        前面这几天可能还有点无聊,后面才是跟各种牛人对战的时候。                                                                        当然。                                                                        是的。                                                                        我听到说会打死我,我很想喊坑。                                                                        但听到这个能力。                                                                        我忽然又联想到了一个很有趣的事情。                                                                        比如说。                                                                        我可以找他们帮忙!!                                                                        “奇迹女王,亚娜,你们帮我做个支线好吗?”我问。                                                                        “支线?”                                                                        这两个女人对望一眼,接着笑了“什么支线?”                                                                        “未来世界的支线!”我开口。                                                                        “很难!?”奇迹女王问。                                                                        “非常难!”                                                                        “我去!”奇迹女王直接答应。                                                                        “没事,我也需要你帮我做支线,我答应!”亚娜也无所谓。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        那么。                                                                        可以了。                                                                        我的目的很简单。                                                                        能传送?                                                                        那么。                                                                        带我们去冰心殿?                                                                        我现在怎么说也二转了。                                                                        我不能参加的原因是因为没有强大队友,现在,不就有了!?                                                                        有他们帮忙。                                                                        应该不会太难。                                                                        而且。                                                                        战斗结束了,距离还有一天呢不是?                                                                        有的是足够的时间。                                                                        毕竟我现在正巧就在魔族森林。                                                                        搞清楚楚瑶的位置再说!